SO THANKFUL THAT IT'S FRIDAY..
BETTER YET, FRIDAY EVENING!
IT'S BEEN A LOOONG WEEK! WHEW!TIME FOR SOME 'LAZY TIME THIS EVENING!'
AND THANKFUL FOR IT!
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Now let's see if I can get a "snicker"
out of you!
You've Got Mail!Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public.
So, when one irate customer stormed my desk,
I responded in my calmest voice,
"What's the trouble?" "I went out this morning,"
she began, "and when I came home, I found a card saying the
mailman tried to deliver a package, but no one was home.
I'll have you know, my husband
was in all morning! He never heard a thing!"
After apologizing, I got her parcel. "Oh good!" she gushed.
"We've been waiting for this for ages!" "What is it?"
I asked. "My husband's new hearing aid."
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NO SMILE YET??? WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS "CUTE"
okay then, how about this one?
Hey, I am trying!
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The Problem Drummer!
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer.
He talked and talked and talked with the drummer,
but his performance simply didn't improve.
Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said,
"When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't
improve when given help, they take away the instrument,
give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section:
"And if he can't handle even that, they take away one
of his sticks and make him a conductor."
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NOW, DID THAT DO THE TRICK?
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NOW, DID THAT DO THE TRICK?
I HOPE SO!!!
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COME ON, SMILE!I PROMISE YOU WON'T BREAK YOUR FACE!
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THANKFULLY NORMAN IS FEELING A LOT BETTER!
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PLEASE CONTINUE TO KEEP MOM IN YOUR PRAYERS.
SHE HAS HAD A TOUGH COUPLE OF DAYS
WITH TODAY BEING ONE OF THE WORSE.
SHE TOLD ME THIS EVENING THAT SHE JUST
COULD NOT GET HER PAIN UNDER CONTROL..
IT'S HER LEFT SIDE/RIBS.. DUE TO HER LUNG BEING SO FULL
AGAIN ALREADY! AND SHE STRUGGLES BREATHING AGAIN.
"GOD BLESS AND COMFORT PLEASE"
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DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER, THANK YOU FOR JESUS
ALWAYS. THANK YOU FOR FORGIVING AND
SAVING even me. THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE,
GRACE, WORD, MERCIES, BLESSINGS AND INNER PEACE.
FATHER, THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH MOM, AND ALL THE
OTHERS THAT ARE SICK AND IN PAIN. WRAP YOUR LOVING ARMS
AROUND THEM PLEASE AND COMFORT THEM. BLESS AND COMFORT TOO
THE ONES THAT HAVE LOST LOVED ONES, IT'S SO HARD.
DRAW THEM ALL CLOSER TO YOU.
FATHER THANK YOU FOR OUR FAMILY, OUR EXTENDED FAMILIES,
OUR CHURCH FAMILIES, OUR FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, AND CO-WORKERS.
BLESS PLEASE EACH SPIRITUALLY, PHYSICALLY, EMOTIONALLY, MENTALLY,
AND FINANCIALLY (decent jobs please for everyone that needs a job).
ALSO BLESS WITH INNER PEACE AND SAFETY. FATHER, BLESS OUR COUNTRY
PLEASE AND GUIDE OUR LEADERS, DRAW US ALL CLOSER TO YOU
AND INTO YOUR WILL FOR OUR LIVES. PROTECT THE SOLDIERS PLEASE AND
GRANT THEM SAFETY, GRACE, AND INNER PEACE.. AS WELL AS FOR THEIR
FAMILIES. THANK YOU FATHER FOR ALL YOU DO AND HAVE DONE,
AND WE GIVE YOU OUR LOVE, THANKS, HONOR, PRAISE AND GLORY
IN JESUS HOLY NAME, AMEN.
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please feel free to do so.
Thanks for your continued prayers and know
that you are in ours also.. "friends"
HAVE A TERRIFIC WEEKEND AND
GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS
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