I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD JUST HAVE A NICE, WARM CHUCKLE OR TWO.. AT THE SNOWMEN'S EXPENSE.. ENJOY

Oh geez, when you get older.. Many of us don't care as much for winter time and snow as perhaps we once did! Agree?? But, that don't mean we can't just "chill" and have "Snow" much fun! So today.. because of this real CHILL in the air, and the cold weather they say is headed our way... I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD JUST HAVE A NICE, WARM CHUCKLE OR TWO.. AT THE SNOWMEN'S EXPENSE lol..  (why not, their faces are "frozen" in place.. so they can't give us any back talk) LOL

I LEARNED ALL ABOUT LIFE FROM A SNOWMAN...

    • It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.

    • Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

    • Wearing white is always appropriate.

    • Winter is the best of the four seasons.

    • It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

    • There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.

    • The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.

    • We're all made up of mostly water.

    • You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

    • Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

    • Don't get too much sun.

    • It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.

    • It's fun to hang out in your front yard.

    • Always put your best foot forward.

    • There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.

SNOWMAN JOKES...

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money? A. In a snow bank.
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer? 
A. A puddle!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. What do you call an old snowman?
A. Water!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?

A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?

A. Ice caps.

Q. What do you call a Snowman on roller blades? 

A. A snowmobile!

Q. What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?

A. Icerbergers with chilly sauce!

Q.How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

A.You wake up wet!

Q. What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

A. Cold cream!

Q. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

A. Have an ice day!

Q. What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?

A. A chill pill!

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?

A. Chill-dren.

Q. How do snowmen greet each other?

A. Ice to meet you! 

Q. How do snowmen read their e-mails?

A. With an icy-stare!

Q. What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?

A. Ice Tea!
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Two snowmen were standing in a field,and one said to the other
'Can you smell carrot?'
The second replied, 'No, but I can taste coal.'







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 (lol, they are just like "people"... the one that accuses the other of the weight gain.. don't have any room to talk) lol

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Puts a new spin on "Making Friends" ... But let me tell you what I will gladly do.. I will pray for everyone of you and your families, I consider YOU all as my friends (even those of you I may have never met) I pray that God will wrap His loving arms around you and yours, and bless you spiritually, physically, emotionally, mentally, financially, and with HIS awesome and unconditional love, grace, mercies, forgiveness and guidance, and His sweet inner peace. I pray for all the soldiers and service people of all walks.. that He will keep them safe and from harm, grant them comfort and grant them and their families Your sweet inner peace. I pray for my family and your families that God will keep them safe and healthy, and safety in traveling.. I pray for those that are sick, all ages, all kinds of illnesses, all hurts, worries, and those that are grieving.. that He will wrap His loving arms around each of you, comfort and heal those that He will.. and be with everyone, giving His inner peace and encouragement.  Praying for everyone that has that nasty, flu and virus.. that it will be quickly and safely over.. < (Nathan Lee, my grandson is home sick today with something.. a bug/ whatever.. Please God take care of him, and thank You) AND AS ALWAYS, I GIVE HIM MY LOVE, THANKS, HONOR, PRAISE, RESPECT AND GLORY IN JESUS HOLY NAME, AMEN. 

SPECIAL PRAYERS FOR MY LOVING SISTERS JENNA AND BETTY JO... FOR VERY DIFFERENT, BUT UNSPOKEN REASONS (AND OUT OF LOVE)

AND I PRAY FOR ONE OF MY "SISTERS OF OUR HEARTS" FRANCES.. FOR UNSPOKEN REASONS ALSO... AND LOSS OF HUSBAND AND FATHER LAST YEAR

AND I PRAY A SPECIAL PRAYER FOR EVAN GROVES AND ALL THAT AWESOME, STRONG LITTLE BOY HAS BEEN THROUGH.. (so many of us take a normal life for granted.. but he has never had "normal" as we know it) SO I PRAY FOR HIM, HIS SISTERS, MOM, AND GRANDMA

AND I PRAY A SPECIAL PRAYER FOR ANNA NOLAND ... FOR THE LOSS OF HER HUSBAND.. GOD BLESS..



AND A SPECIAL NOTE OF THANKS TO DARLENE ANGLE FOR THE SWEET MESSAGE SHE LEFT ME ON YESTERDAYS BLOG.. sometimes I think to myself.. it don't matter if I do my blog, or post on fb or not.. but I don't know how many times people have been so kind as to post that they are enjoying the time and effort I spend.. and I am glad that it touches someone, from time to time! God bless each of you!!








AND TO EACH OF YOU.. WE ARE ALL SPECIAL TO HIM, BECAUSE HE HAS DESIGNED US (LIKE A SNOWFLAKE) ... WE ARE ALL UNIQUELY AND SPECIALLY CREATED. LIKE SNOWFLAKES, NO TWO PEOPLE ARE EXACTLY ALIKE. YET, WE ARE ALL CREATED IN GOD'S IMAGE. "ALL PRECIOUS, ALL SPECIAL, ALL DESERVING OF DIGNITY AND RESPECT" PSALMS 139 KJV.... 13For thou hast possessed my reins: thou hast covered me in my mother's womb. 14I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well. 15My substance was not hid from thee, when I was made in secret, and curiously wrought in the lowest parts of the earth. 16Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them. 17How precious also are thy thoughts unto me, O God! how great is the sum of them! 18If I should count them, they are more in number than the sand: when I awake, I am still with thee.