WELL, HELLO TO ALL YOU SNOW LOVERS OUT THERE..
AND SYMPATHY TO THOSE WHO ARE NOT!!
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PLEASE PRAY FOR DANIEL, A KIND GENTLEMAN FROM OUR CHURCH
PRAY FOR GARLAND AND HIS FAMILY
PRAY FOR BARBARA'S MOTHER AND BROTHER,
AND PRAY FOR EVELYN..
AND ALL THOSE THAT ARE SICK, DYING, HURTING,
OR GRIEVING.. GOD BLESS EACH OF THEM AND THEIR
FAMILIES, AND CAREGIVERS..
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOMORROW, I AM SUPPOSED TO TAKE THIS CAT TO THE VET!
UGGG, SNOW.. PRAY FOR CLEAR ROADS!
(BEFORE 8:00 AM,HER APPOINTMENT)
AT LEAST IT'S NOT THAT THE CAT IS SICK.. THANKFULLY
BUT I WAS HOPING TO
GET THIS DONE ALSO SINCE I AM OFF
(BUT AT LEAST TODAY AND MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE DAYS THAT
SCHOOL WILL BE CLOSED, AND I WON'T ACTUALLY BE "MISSING" WORK
THESE TWO DAYS) I RARELY EVER MISS WORK, IT'S HARD TO MISS!
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JUST WANT TO SAY, MISS YOU JENNA!
MISS YOU JIM AND FRANCES.. AND JOHN TOO
HOPE EACH OF YOU ARE WELL!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND TO THOSE OF YOU WHO TEXT ME WHILE NORMAN
WAS IN THE HOSPITAL, MY CELL PHONE DON'T WORK
AT HOME, SO IF YOU TEXT.. I WILL RETURN THEM
ONCE WE ARE IN TOWN!
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THE PERFECT PET
THE PERFECT PET
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog.
The man replies, "Come on, a dog?"
The owner says, "How about a cat?"
The man replies, "No way! A cat certainly can't do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!"
The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, "I've got it! A centipede!"
The man says, "A centipede? I can't imagine a centipede doing everything, but okay. I'll try a centipede."
He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede, "Clean the kitchen."
Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and it's immaculate! All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried, and put away; the counter tops cleaned; the appliances sparkling; the floor waxed. He's absolutely amazed.
He says to the centipede, "Go clean the living room."
Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living room. The carpet has been vacuumed; the furniture cleaned and dusted; the pillows on the sofa plumped; and the plants watered. The man thinks to himself, "This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. This really is a pet that can do everything!"
Next he says to the centipede, "Run down to the corner and get me a newspaper."
The centipede walks out the door. Ten minutes later, no centipede. Twenty minutes later, no centipede. Thirty minutes later, no centipede.
By this point, the man is wondering what's going on. So he goes to the front door, opens it, and there's the centipede sitting right outside.
The man says, "Hey! I sent you down to the corner store 45 minutes ago to get me a newspaper. What's the matter?!"
The centipede says, "I'm going! I'm going! I'm just putting on my shoes!"
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NOW FOR AN UPDATE ON NORMAN
THIS MORNING, I HAD TO RUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
JUST HAD TO! EVER HAD THOSE DAYS?
WELL, HE WENT WITH ME, AND HE DID FINE, BUT HE
WAS TIRED WHEN WE GOT HOME AND HAS BEEN SLEEPING!
(while we were there two of his friends, not knowing he'd been sick
told him that he looks peeked.. and ask if he felt okay)
BUT, HE WAS THANKFUL TO GET OUT FOR A FEW MINUTES!
SO I GUESS IT'S OKAY! (but against doctors orders)
THEY FINALLY SET HIM A DATE FOR THE "FOLLOW UP VISIT" TO THE DOCTOR WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WITHIN ONE WEEK!
WELL, IT'S FOR FEBRUARY 8TH! GO FIGURE! BUT WE DID TRY..
AND WE STILL HAVEN'T HEARD FROM DR NELSON ABOUT THE RESULTS ON
THE LAST TEST THEY TOOK ON HIS LIVER!
IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS, YOU WANT TO KNOW,
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
SO, STILL KEEP HIM IN YOUR PRAYERS, IF YOU WILL!
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YouTube - GOD WILL MAKE A WAY
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AH, COME ON.. COLD WEATHER ISN'T ALL
BAD... "IF YOU ARE A POLAR BEAR"
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YouTube - New Doxology - Gateway worship, on Tyros2
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NOW, LETS GET THIS SNOW OUT OF HERE!!!
"good snow, is last years snow" ....... GONE!
The man replies, "Come on, a dog?"
The owner says, "How about a cat?"
The man replies, "No way! A cat certainly can't do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!"
The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, "I've got it! A centipede!"
The man says, "A centipede? I can't imagine a centipede doing everything, but okay. I'll try a centipede."
He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede, "Clean the kitchen."
Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and it's immaculate! All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried, and put away; the counter tops cleaned; the appliances sparkling; the floor waxed. He's absolutely amazed.
He says to the centipede, "Go clean the living room."
Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living room. The carpet has been vacuumed; the furniture cleaned and dusted; the pillows on the sofa plumped; and the plants watered. The man thinks to himself, "This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. This really is a pet that can do everything!"
Next he says to the centipede, "Run down to the corner and get me a newspaper."
The centipede walks out the door. Ten minutes later, no centipede. Twenty minutes later, no centipede. Thirty minutes later, no centipede.
By this point, the man is wondering what's going on. So he goes to the front door, opens it, and there's the centipede sitting right outside.
The man says, "Hey! I sent you down to the corner store 45 minutes ago to get me a newspaper. What's the matter?!"
The centipede says, "I'm going! I'm going! I'm just putting on my shoes!"
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NOW FOR AN UPDATE ON NORMAN
THIS MORNING, I HAD TO RUN TO THE GROCERY STOREJUST HAD TO! EVER HAD THOSE DAYS?
WELL, HE WENT WITH ME, AND HE DID FINE, BUT HE
WAS TIRED WHEN WE GOT HOME AND HAS BEEN SLEEPING!
(while we were there two of his friends, not knowing he'd been sick
told him that he looks peeked.. and ask if he felt okay)
BUT, HE WAS THANKFUL TO GET OUT FOR A FEW MINUTES!
SO I GUESS IT'S OKAY! (but against doctors orders)
THEY FINALLY SET HIM A DATE FOR THE "FOLLOW UP VISIT" TO THE DOCTOR WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WITHIN ONE WEEK!
WELL, IT'S FOR FEBRUARY 8TH! GO FIGURE! BUT WE DID TRY..
AND WE STILL HAVEN'T HEARD FROM DR NELSON ABOUT THE RESULTS ON
THE LAST TEST THEY TOOK ON HIS LIVER!
IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS, YOU WANT TO KNOW,
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
SO, STILL KEEP HIM IN YOUR PRAYERS, IF YOU WILL!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YouTube - GOD WILL MAKE A WAY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH, COME ON.. COLD WEATHER ISN'T ALLBAD... "IF YOU ARE A POLAR BEAR"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YouTube - New Doxology - Gateway worship, on Tyros2
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW, LETS GET THIS SNOW OUT OF HERE!!!"good snow, is last years snow" ....... GONE!
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