Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective Heavenly Soul must answer three questions. 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are in a year? 3. What is God's first name?
Forrest thought for a few minutes and answered: 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow." 2. There are 12 seconds in a year." 3. God has two first names and they are Andy and Howard." Saint Peter said, "OK I'll buy Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, your answer is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year and why did you ever think that God's first name was either Andy or Howard?"Forrest responded, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc......" "OK, I give" said Saint Peter, "but what about the God's first name stuff?" Forrest said "Well, from the song... Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own...? And the prayer... 'Our Father who art in Heaven Howard be thy name....'" Saint Peter let him in without further ado.
================================================================= Come on now, it's a joke.. And YES, I do know that going to Heaven is a serious matter.. but we know too that God wants us to have a good clean laugh, as often as possible! YouTube - He Has Made Me Glad
==================================================== yes, before the evening was over.. I was pretty sick to my stomach and ended up spending quite some time in the bathroom floor ... yuck!! But after finally going to sleep, and waking up late this morning, I feel a lot better... must be a "bug" going around... I don't want it again, nor do I want to share it with anyone! I would not wish that on anybody (*.*)
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Abigail helped me make biscuits for lunch today.. she loved it.. and wants to do it more often.
Reminded me once again of my oldest Son Chris (when he was little) I mean he would eat a whole 'raw biscuit' and want more. And "oh what a precious memory" Something I hope to never forget.
Please keep Leisa in your prayers, she is going to have her surgery on June 10th @ UVA
And pray for Norman, he was feeling pretty "under the weather" today himself.. allergies maybe but he said it has surely effected his throat...
YouTube - GOD WILL MAKE A WAY
Pray also for Norman (my husband) and his Doctors appointment on Tuesday May 17th.
Forrest thought for a few minutes and answered: 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow." 2. There are 12 seconds in a year." 3. God has two first names and they are Andy and Howard." Saint Peter said, "OK I'll buy Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, your answer is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year and why did you ever think that God's first name was either Andy or Howard?"Forrest responded, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc......" "OK, I give" said Saint Peter, "but what about the God's first name stuff?" Forrest said "Well, from the song... Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own...? And the prayer... 'Our Father who art in Heaven Howard be thy name....'" Saint Peter let him in without further ado.
================================================================= Come on now, it's a joke.. And YES, I do know that going to Heaven is a serious matter.. but we know too that God wants us to have a good clean laugh, as often as possible! YouTube - He Has Made Me Glad
==================================================== yes, before the evening was over.. I was pretty sick to my stomach and ended up spending quite some time in the bathroom floor ... yuck!! But after finally going to sleep, and waking up late this morning, I feel a lot better... must be a "bug" going around... I don't want it again, nor do I want to share it with anyone! I would not wish that on anybody (*.*)
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Abigail helped me make biscuits for lunch today.. she loved it.. and wants to do it more often.
Reminded me once again of my oldest Son Chris (when he was little) I mean he would eat a whole 'raw biscuit' and want more. And "oh what a precious memory" Something I hope to never forget.
Please keep Leisa in your prayers, she is going to have her surgery on June 10th @ UVA
And pray for Norman, he was feeling pretty "under the weather" today himself.. allergies maybe but he said it has surely effected his throat...
YouTube - GOD WILL MAKE A WAY
Pray also for Norman (my husband) and his Doctors appointment on Tuesday May 17th.
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YouTube - Who Am I Casting Crowns
YouTube - Don Moen-Give Thanks
PRAYING FOR EACH OF YOU TODAY, AND FOR GOD'S LOVE, BLESSINGS, GRACE, AND MERCIES TO BE GIVEN TO YOU... AND THAT GOD DRAWS US ALL CLOSER TO HIM..
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YouTube - Who Am I Casting Crowns
YouTube - Don Moen-Give Thanks
PRAYING FOR EACH OF YOU TODAY, AND FOR GOD'S LOVE, BLESSINGS, GRACE, AND MERCIES TO BE GIVEN TO YOU... AND THAT GOD DRAWS US ALL CLOSER TO HIM..
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HAVE A TERRIFIC DAY AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS
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See ya tomorrow at 8:00 tomorrow Barbara, Lord's willing!
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