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BUT, I AM NOT COMPLAINING, NOT AT ALL, THIS WEEK MOVED QUICKLY ALONG!
I'll Do Anything! A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how naughty, for $100 on one condition. 'Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.' The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, 'Paint my house.' (by the way, the lady above was only an online picture NOT someone willing to do anything for $100.00, and YES, she is very PRETTY)
BOY, DON'T THAT SERVE HER RIGHT?
HA, HA... BET HER EXPRESSION WAS "PRICELESS!"
Got A Minute? A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God. "God," he said, "how long is a million years?"God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?" God answered, "To me, it's a penny." The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?" God answered, "In a minute." lol
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HOGGING THE BED?? OR PIG IN A BLANKET???
I asked the Lord to bless you
As I prayed for you today
To guide you and protect you
As you go along your way....
His love is always with you
His promises are true
No matter what the tribulation
You know He will see us through
So, when the road you're traveling on
Seems difficult at best
Give your problems to the Lord
And God will do the rest.
God will bless you
On this and every day.
God bless you!
~Author Unknown~
GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS!
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WITH LOVE AND PRAYERS FROM US
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