Honey, grow old with me...

Honey, grow old with me...
April 17th, was our 46th anniversary, thanks God

Saturday, March 30, 2013

ALMOST EASTER

The tree stood tall and proud,

As it offered the woman its shade.
It tried so hard to protect her.
For, it felt she was afraid.

She leaned against its trunk.
Her sobs rustled through the leaves,
Sighing lightly like the breeze;
Echo's of a heart that grieves.

The tears ran like a river
And watered deep the roots,
Bringing forth the blossoms
That would later bear the fruits.

The tree stood tall and proud
As the soldiers checked it out.
"I think this one will do. Cut it down," he heard them shout.
They cut and carved upon that tree; Stripped it of blossom and bark.
Then, they made a rugged cross. That's the day the world turned dark.

As Jesus hung upon that tree, He was the last fruit it would bear.
For, Jesus was the fruit of God. He was long suffering and full of care.

The tree no longer stood proud, As the blood of the Lamb did stain.
It bent with the weight of its shame And it wanted to weep from the pain.

Jesus whispered to the tree, "From this day forth shall you cry."
Thus grew the weeping willow That had watched the Savior die.

The Weeping Willow Easter Poem © Claytia Doran

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Luke 23:43 King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)



And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.




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Judas Asparagus

If you need a laugh today, then this should do it!
A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible.
This is amazing and brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching???
Through the eyes of a child:
The Children's Bible in a Nutshell In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did. Then God made the world. He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden.....Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars. Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something. One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check. After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat. Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable. God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother. One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence
fell over on the town.
After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me. After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore. There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them. After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.') During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him. Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Democrats and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead. Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.
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FORGIVE ME FOR ADDING IN THIS CUTE CHILD'S STORY.. SEEMED TO HAVE SOMETHING SWEET ABOUT IT, AND BESIDES.. JESUS LOVED THE LITTLE ONES.. I DO TOO.. 
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PRAYING THAT GOD WILL WRAP HIS LOVING ARMS AROUND EACH OF US AND HELP US TO REALIZE JUST THE SACRIFICE THAT WAS PAID IN FULL IN OUR BEHALF.. HELP US TO BE GRATEFUL AND TO SHARE HIS LOVE WITH OTHERS... I PRAY ALSO THAT HE WILL REACH OUT HIS HEALING HANDS TO HELP THOSE THAT NEED HIS MIRACLES OF HEALTH .. AND THAT HE WILL BLESS EACH OF US SPIRITUALLY, PHYSICALLY, EMOTIONALLY, MENTALLY, AND FINANCIALLY, AND WITH LOVE, HAPPINESS, KINDNESS, GRACE, AND HIS GUIDANCE.. FATHER, WE ALWAYS GIVE YOU THE THANKS, HONOR, GLORY AND PRAISE IN ALL THINGS IN JESUS PRECIOUS NAME WE PRAY, AMEN.


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