LOVELY DAY TODAY, APRIL 1 ST, 2013
BUT IT SURE WAS WINDY!
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LOOKING FORWARD TO SPRING WEATHER COMING ON AROUND.. WITH THE WARMER NIGHTS AND ALL! SOOO READY TO GET RID OF OLE MAN WINTER!
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THE KIDS ARE STILL WITH US AND ENJOYING THE COUNTRY! (*.*) (*.*)
NOW YOU CAN THANK FRANCES (my sister of the heart) FOR THE FOLLOWING PIECE.. LOL! ENJOY
Jim was an old man.He was sick and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, ’And how are we doing this morning', Or 'Are we ready for a bath', Or 'Are we hungry ?'
Old Jim had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast,
Old Jim took the apple juice off the tray
And put it in his bed side stand.
Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went !
Up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, Old Jim snatched the bottle
Out of her hand, popped off the top,
And drank it down, saying,
'Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted
Old Jim just smiled
HAVE A WONDERFUL
APRIL FOOLS DAY!
LOVE YA FRANCES, HOPE YOU AND JAKE ARE WELL
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NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHAT OUR ONE AND ONLY GRANDSON DID TO ME TODAY... FIRST, LET ME BACK UP A BIT.. NORMAN ORDERED 6 MORE NICE, (ALREADY LAYING) HENS FROM PAMPERED PETS, AND HAD TO RUN DOWN AND PICK THEM UP TODAY... SO BECAUSE WE REALLY DON'T HAVE SOOO MUCH ROOM LEFT OUT IN THE PEN, WE DECIDED TO REMOVE THE ROOSTER NAMED "KING" AWAY FROM THE HENS.. (NOT WANTING BABY CHICKS) SO WE PUT HIM OUT IN A PEN OF HIS OWN UNTIL WE EITHER SELL OR TRADE HIM.. NATHAN DECIDED TO RUN OUT AND CHECK ON KINGS FOOD "TO MAKE SURE HE HAD ENOUGH FOR THE EVENING" (HE SAID).. THEN HE CAME RUNNING BACK IN AND SAID, "GRANDMA, I'VE LET KING OUT OF THE PEN.. IF YOU GO THAT WAY, (pointing to the front door and around the back of the pen) MAYBE WE CAN CATCH HIM.. I'LL GET YOU THE NET!" SO I GET UP, GET MY
SHOES ON AND OUT I GO.. THERE HE WAS WITH THE NET AND I TOOK IT.. HE RAN
AROUND THE OTHER WAY SAYING "I'LL GO GET GRANDDAD"KNOW WHAT, "BUT THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORDS.. 'APRIL FOOLS' guess they thought better of that idea! ... YES, I HAD BEEN APRIL FOOLED! LOL
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH, I SURELY DID.. BUT DIDN'T LET THEM SEE ME (*.*)
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH, I SURELY DID.. BUT DIDN'T LET THEM SEE ME (*.*)
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PRAYING FOR MRS TERRY... PRAYING ALWAYS FOR LITTLE EVAN, AND ALL THE CHILDREN WITH EB OR ANY OTHER DREADFUL DISEASES, AND THEIR FAMILIES...PRAYING FOR EVERYONE WITH CANCER AND THEIR FAMILIES AND CAREGIVERS.. PRAYING FOR OUR COUNTRY THAT GOD WILL BLESS AND GUIDE OUR LEADERS TO DO WHAT HE KNOWS IS BEST AND RIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY.. PRAYING FOR OUR SOLDIERS, THAT THEY WILL ALL
SOON BE BACK HOME SAFELY WITH JOBS TO COME HOME TO AND FOR COMFORT AND INNER PEACE FOR THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES... PRAYING FOR ALL THE "UNSPOKEN PRAYERS" FOR EACH OF YOU AND ASKING THAT YOU'LL PRAY FOR OURS TOO AND THANKING YOU FOR YOUR PRAYERS.. SPECIAL UNSPOKEN PRAYERS FOR LEISA.. SPECIAL PRAYERS FOR EACH OF MY CO-WORKERS HELP US LORD TO ALL BE CLOSE, CARING AND HELPFUL TO EACH OTHER, PLEASE BE WITH THE KIDS AND HELP THEM TO CALM DOWN. SEND SOMEONE TO HELP KEEP THEM "IN LINE AND TEACH THEM SOME RESPECT".. GIVING THANKS FOR THE ONES THAT HAVE BEEN HELPING OUT LATELY... PRAYING FOR EVERYONE LOOKING FOR JOBS, PLEASE LORD HELP THEM ALL TO FIND A DECENT JOB, SUITABLE FOR THEM... PRAYING FOR BETTY JO, TIMMY, AND KRISTIN, PRAYING THAT THEY WILL FIND INNER PEACE AND HAPPINESS!... PRAYING FOR HAPPINESS, REST, LOVE, AND GOOD HEALTH FOR JENNA .. PRAYING FOR OUR FAMILY, EXTENDED FAMILY, FRIENDS AND ALL WHO READ THIS THAT GOD WILL BLESS EACH OF US SPIRITUALLY, PHYSICALLY, EMOTIONALLY, MENTALLY, FINANCIALLY, AND WITH HIS GRACE, BLESSINGS, GUIDANCE, MERCIES AND LOVE! UNSPOKEN PRAYERS FOR NORMAN J. AND HIS FAMILY... PRAYING FOR SPECIAL GUIDANCE IN MANY THINGS "UNSPOKEN" AND INNER PEACE ... AND AS USUAL AND ALWAYS, GIVING GOD THE THANKS, PRAISE, HONOR, AND GLORY IN ALL THINGS IN JESUS HOLY NAME, AMEN!
Give thanks With a grateful heart Give thanks To the Holy One Give thanks Because He's given Jesus Christ His Son, GIVE THANKS
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