25 Jokes to Make You Smile :)
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it!
4. Don't take life too seriously -- no one gets out alive.
5. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
6. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. (I prefer coffee...)
7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.8. I'm not a compete idiot -- some parts are missing!
9. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
10. God must love stupid people -- He made so many!
11. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
12. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
13. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
14. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it.
15. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
16. Procrastinate now!
17. I have a degree in Liberal Arts -- do you want fries with that?
18. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
19. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
20. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
21. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
22. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
23. Ham and eggs -- a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
24. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
25. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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YOU CAN SMILE, WHEN YOU CAN'T SAY A WORD
YOU CAN SMILE, WHEN YOU CAN'T SAY A WORD
YOU CAN SMILE, WHEN YOU CANNOT BE HEARD..
YOU CAN SMILE, WHEN IT'S CLOUDY OR GREY
YOU CAN SMILE, ANY TIME.. ANY DAY
YOU CAN PRAY, WHEN YOU CAN'T SAY A WORD
YOU CAN PRAY, WHEN YOU CANNOT BE HEARD
YOU CAN PRAY, WHEN ITS CLOUDY OR GREY...
YOU CAN PRAY, ANY TIME, ANY DAY!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VekXjd9SAe0&feature=watch-vrec
PRAYING FOR MRS TERRY... PRAYING ALWAYS FOR LITTLE EVAN, AND FOR HIM A GOOD REPORT FROM HIS DOCTOR TOMORROW, AND A SAFE TRIP HOME.. AND PRAYING FOR ALL THE CHILDREN WITH EB OR ANY OTHER DREADFUL DISEASES, AND THEIR FAMILIES...PRAYING FOR HANNA.. (EVAN'S SISTER) AND HER HEALTH ISSUES.. GOD BLESS AND HEAL THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU.. PRAYING FOR EVERYONE WITH CANCER AND THEIR FAMILIES AND CAREGIVERS.. PRAYING FOR OUR COUNTRY THAT GOD WILL BLESS AND GUIDE OUR LEADERS TO DO WHAT HE KNOWS IS BEST AND RIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY.. PRAYING FOR OUR SOLDIERS, THAT THEY WILL ALL SOON BE BACK HOME SAFELY WITH JOBS TO COME HOME TO AND FOR COMFORT AND INNER PEACE FOR THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES...PRAYING FOR ALL THE "UNSPOKEN PRAYERS" FOR EACH OF YOU AND ASKING THAT YOU'LL PRAY FOR OURS TOO AND THANKING YOU FOR YOUR PRAYERS.. SPECIAL PRAYERS FOR EACH OF MY CO-WORKERS HELP US LORD TO ALL BE CLOSE, CARING AND HELPFUL TO EACH OTHER, PLEASE BE WITH THE KIDS AND HELP THEM TO CALM DOWN.THANKFUL THAT SOMEONE WAS SENT TO HELP KEEP THEM "IN LINE AND TEACH THEM SOME RESPECT".. PRAYING FOR EVERYONE LOOKING FOR JOBS, PLEASE LORD HELP THEM ALL TO FIND A DECENT JOB, SUITABLE FOR THEM... PRAYING FOR BETTY JO, TIMMY, AND KRISTIN, PRAYING THAT THEY WILL FIND INNER PEACE AND HAPPINESS! SEND HER PLEASE A SPECIAL BLESSING ON HER UPCOMING BIRTHDAY... UNSPOKEN PRAYERS FOR LEISA!... PRAYING FOR HAPPINESS, REST, LOVE, AND GOOD HEALTH AND SAFETY FOR JENNA .. PRAYING FOR CHRIS, AT HIS NEW JOB AND THAT HE WILL LIKE IT AND THEY REALLY LIKE HIM AND IT BECOME A LONG TERM 'LOCAL' JOB, AND FOR HIS TOTAL SAFETY.. PRAYING FOR JEFF THAT HE WILL HAVE HAPPINESS AT WORK, AND A GREAT BIG RAISE, AND FIND TRUE LOVE AND HAPPINESS IN HIS LIFE... UNSPOKEN PRAYERS FOR NORMAN J. AND HIS FAMILY, ALSO THAT HIS BOSS WOULD START TO REALLY APPRECIATE HIM AND GIVE HIM THE CREDIT FOR ALL THAT HE DOES FOR THEM...PRAYING FOR NORMAN JR, THAT HE WILL FIND THE JOB THAT HE IS LOOKING FOR AND WISHING FOR, PLEASE LORD, AND THAT IT WILL BE GOOD FOR HIS HEALTH ALSO... PRAYING FOR SPECIAL GUIDANCE IN MANY THINGS "UNSPOKEN" AND INNER PEACE ... AND AS USUAL AND ALWAYS, GIVING GOD THE THANKS, PRAISE, HONOR, AND GLORY IN ALL THINGS IN JESUS HOLY NAME, AMEN!
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DON MOEN "THANK YOU LORD" - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VekXjd9SAe0&feature=watch-vrec
PRAYING FOR MRS TERRY... PRAYING ALWAYS FOR LITTLE EVAN, AND FOR HIM A GOOD REPORT FROM HIS DOCTOR TOMORROW, AND A SAFE TRIP HOME.. AND PRAYING FOR ALL THE CHILDREN WITH EB OR ANY OTHER DREADFUL DISEASES, AND THEIR FAMILIES...PRAYING FOR HANNA.. (EVAN'S SISTER) AND HER HEALTH ISSUES.. GOD BLESS AND HEAL THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU.. PRAYING FOR EVERYONE WITH CANCER AND THEIR FAMILIES AND CAREGIVERS.. PRAYING FOR OUR COUNTRY THAT GOD WILL BLESS AND GUIDE OUR LEADERS TO DO WHAT HE KNOWS IS BEST AND RIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY.. PRAYING FOR OUR SOLDIERS, THAT THEY WILL ALL SOON BE BACK HOME SAFELY WITH JOBS TO COME HOME TO AND FOR COMFORT AND INNER PEACE FOR THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES...PRAYING FOR ALL THE "UNSPOKEN PRAYERS" FOR EACH OF YOU AND ASKING THAT YOU'LL PRAY FOR OURS TOO AND THANKING YOU FOR YOUR PRAYERS.. SPECIAL PRAYERS FOR EACH OF MY CO-WORKERS HELP US LORD TO ALL BE CLOSE, CARING AND HELPFUL TO EACH OTHER, PLEASE BE WITH THE KIDS AND HELP THEM TO CALM DOWN.THANKFUL THAT SOMEONE WAS SENT TO HELP KEEP THEM "IN LINE AND TEACH THEM SOME RESPECT".. PRAYING FOR EVERYONE LOOKING FOR JOBS, PLEASE LORD HELP THEM ALL TO FIND A DECENT JOB, SUITABLE FOR THEM... PRAYING FOR BETTY JO, TIMMY, AND KRISTIN, PRAYING THAT THEY WILL FIND INNER PEACE AND HAPPINESS! SEND HER PLEASE A SPECIAL BLESSING ON HER UPCOMING BIRTHDAY... UNSPOKEN PRAYERS FOR LEISA!... PRAYING FOR HAPPINESS, REST, LOVE, AND GOOD HEALTH AND SAFETY FOR JENNA .. PRAYING FOR CHRIS, AT HIS NEW JOB AND THAT HE WILL LIKE IT AND THEY REALLY LIKE HIM AND IT BECOME A LONG TERM 'LOCAL' JOB, AND FOR HIS TOTAL SAFETY.. PRAYING FOR JEFF THAT HE WILL HAVE HAPPINESS AT WORK, AND A GREAT BIG RAISE, AND FIND TRUE LOVE AND HAPPINESS IN HIS LIFE... UNSPOKEN PRAYERS FOR NORMAN J. AND HIS FAMILY, ALSO THAT HIS BOSS WOULD START TO REALLY APPRECIATE HIM AND GIVE HIM THE CREDIT FOR ALL THAT HE DOES FOR THEM...PRAYING FOR NORMAN JR, THAT HE WILL FIND THE JOB THAT HE IS LOOKING FOR AND WISHING FOR, PLEASE LORD, AND THAT IT WILL BE GOOD FOR HIS HEALTH ALSO... PRAYING FOR SPECIAL GUIDANCE IN MANY THINGS "UNSPOKEN" AND INNER PEACE ... AND AS USUAL AND ALWAYS, GIVING GOD THE THANKS, PRAISE, HONOR, AND GLORY IN ALL THINGS IN JESUS HOLY NAME, AMEN!
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