IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT, YOU BETTER!!

The Fairest Tax!At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which sort of taxation they found fairest.There was a pause, and then a white-haired man in the back raised his hand. "The poll tax," he said."But the poll tax was repealed," replied the commissioner.

"Ay-ah," declared the man, "that's what I like about it."
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To err is human, but this you should learn.
Do not be human on your tax return.
No longer does 1040 scare me; I fill it without sufferin.
I read the instructions, grab hold of my pen
And my aspirin, my Anacin and my Bufferin.
The IRS believes that the United States is a land of "untold" wealth.
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund
** F.J. Raymond
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What Americans need most is "Taxicare" to help us pay our taxes.
A tax refund is the next best thing to being shot at and missed
Have you noticed that every time something terrible happens any place in the world, someone in Washington tries to use it as an excuse to raise taxes?
Let's be thankful we don't have to pay taxes on our debts.
A tax cut is the 'kindest cut of all.'
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HAVE A GOOD LITTLE CHUCKLE,
AND A WONDERFUL EVENING..
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Oh, by the way, if you live in Alleghany County..
Our county stickers are also due to be on TODAY!