FRIDAY 13, SET BACK AND ENJOY...

REASON NOT TO FLY ON FRIDAY 13 th.

A Friday 13th Funny Story
Roger left for work on Friday 13th morning. Friday was payday,

so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend

partying with the boys and spending his entire pay paycheck.
Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously

he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who blasted him

Roger for nearly two hours with a FIT, befitting his actions.

Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger,

'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?'
Roger replied grimly, 'That would be fine with me.'
Monday went by and he didn't see his Martha. Tuesday and

Wednesday came and went with the same results.
On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough so that

Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only

twelve pork chops. - Groucho Marx
It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.

American Proverb
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?

Of course, why would Friday be an exception?

Anon
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THE PASTOR'S BUSINESS CARD
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home,

but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote

'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday,

he found that his card had been returned.

Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation,

he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins

'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
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Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden

and I was afraid for I was naked.'
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Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?

They still are!

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'A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.'

(Prov.17:22)

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now just one more... SMILING YET?

PATIENT: BYE DOC.

DOCTOR: SOB! SNIFF! SNIFF! I HAVE TO CRY

EVERY TIME I SEE HER...

NURSE: WHY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER DOCTOR?

DOCTOR: SHE'S FILTHY RICH AND IN PERFECT HEALTH!

NURSE: WHAT!!!! then stood there with jaw dropped!

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Well Mom had to go to her cancer doctor today (Friday 13)

He told her that her cancer had started in her THYROIDS.

And they WILL REMOVE THEM SOON!

But since she has cancer elsewhere now, they will have to still

treat her for them also. He went on to tell her of a treatment where

they actually IMPLANT (?) whatever the treatment is... And

thought since it's already pulled her health down, that it might

be the best for her. BUT that he is going to a conference next

week and wants to wait and discuss this case with the other

specialist and see if they have other ideas... So they will tell

her soon about that. GOD BLESS!

I'll let you know more as I find out.... thanks for your prayers.

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When you reach the end of your rope,

You will find the hem of His garment!

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Thanks again Betty Jo for coming in to be with Mom.

And thanks Jenna for always being with her..

(and for the two pounds you "put on her")

she surely needed it!

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Also, Norman went again today to talk to Wayne about

the remodeling job! Well, again (so far) it was a waste of gas.

He still isn't ready (and couldn't have just called to tell him) duh!

So, he said, "maybe next Wednesday" so Norman just gave him

his card with our phone numbers on it and told him to call first. So keep him in your prayers please, he's really trying for his health, and the money too.

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Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart,

as working for the Lord.. Colossians 3:23 "he's trying"

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While Norman was in town, he dropped off Chris and Lily's

anniversary gift... WOW! The 22 nd. will make them

17 YEARS! CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO!

AND GOD BLESS!

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WELL, ABOVE ALL, REMEMBER THAT:

THIS IS THE DAY, THAT THE LORD HAS MADE

This is the day, this is the day

That the Lord has made, that the Lord has made

I will rejoice,I will rejoice

And be glad in it, glad in it

This is the day that the Lord has made

I will rejoice and be glad in it

This is the day, this is the day

That the Lord has made

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PSALMS 118 - Passage Lookup - King James Version - BibleGateway.com

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Dear Heavenly Father, thank You always for Jesus.

Thank You for Your love, Word, mercies, and

blessings. Thank You for forgiving and saving us.

Father, please be with the Bradberry family and

give them a special strength and a quick, easy healing

for the little one. Also, please be with Mom,

looks like she still has a lot in front of her.

Leisa too, with another surgery coming and the

infection she now has too. Lord bless all the ones

looking for jobs. Thank You for Norman, our

precious family, our extended families, our friends,

church families, neighbors and co-workers. Bless each of us

(and everyone reading this) spiritually, physically,

emotionally, mentally, financially, and with inner

peace and safety. Bless our country and all of our

soldiers please. Draw us all closer to You and help

everyone to see and know that You are God,

and still fully in control!

Thank You Father for everything in Jesus name

we give You our love, thanks, praise, honor,

and glory, amen.

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old and new for your prayers.

God bless each of you and your families...

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