asked to explain God as a Sunday School project. Enjoy!
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"One of God's main jobs is making people.
"One of God's main jobs is making people.
He makes them to replace the ones that die,
so there will be enough people to take care of things
on earth. He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies.
I think because they are smaller and easier to make.
That way He doesn't have to take up His valuable time
teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to
mothers and fathers."
"God's second most important job is listening to prayers.
"God's second most important job is listening to prayers.
An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers
and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't
have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this.
Because He hears everything, there must be a terrible
lot of noise in His ears, unless He has thought of a way to turn it off."
"God sees everything and hears everything and is
"God sees everything and hears everything and is
everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't
go wasting His time by going over your mom and dad's head
asking for something they said you couldn't have."
"Atheists are people who don't believe in God.
"Atheists are people who don't believe in God.
I don't think there are any in Chula Vista.
At least there aren't any who come to our church."
"Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work like
"Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work like
walking on water and performing miracles and trying to
teach the people who didn't want to learn about God. They
finally got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him.
But He was good and kind, like His Father and He told His
Father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive
them and God said O.K."
"His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done
"His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done
and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He didn't
have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven.
So He did. And now He helps His Dad out by listening to
prayers and seeing things which are important for God to
take care of and which ones He can take care of Himself
without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important."
"You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help
"You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help
you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time."
"You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes
"You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes
God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy,
it's God. Don't skip church to do something you think will be more
fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't
come out at the beach until noon anyway."
"If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you
"If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you
will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere
with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's
around you when you're scared in the dark or when you can't
swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids."
"But... you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you.
"But... you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you.
I figure God put me here and He can take me back anytime
He pleases. And that's why I believe in God."
~Author Unknown~
~Author Unknown~
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